Jessica Kelso

So I tend to go through phases where I have some really crazy dreams. Most of the time I can’t remember a single thing about them though. Last night’s dream was so intense, I woke up a couple of times wondering if it was real or not. You might think somebody was trying to kill me or something, but that wasn’t the case at all. Milo was teasing this big lizard on the porch at my parent’s house. We were all inside just talking and I had my eye out watching this lizard climb up a window. Milo kept trying to get it to come play with him like he does all lizards, pulling and poking at his legs. I guess the size of this one was not something of concern to him. Oh, have I mentioned yet that this lizard was HUGE? I mean HUGE. Almost like an alligator. Well, the lizard got tired of Milo constantly picking at him and decided he was hungry and would just have Milo as his dinner. We all sat there in fear watching this massive beast tear Milo apart. The poor little thing just wanted to have some fun!

In my search to find a picture to show you how big this beast was, everything has fallen short. Maybe because there’s really not a lizard that big? So no more letting Milo play with lizards. I don’t want to see him get torn up again.