Jessica Kelso

There was a fella who wanted to do a good thing for his wife. He got out a ladder and hung some Christmas lights up outside of their house. He whistled while he worked. His dog played in the yard. Everything was grand. Later that night, he came home from the store and tried to open the garage door when he saw it was having a problem. He got out to inspect the problem. He saw that the extension cord used in helping power the lights above the garage door had fallen and gotten tangled in the wires which helps open and close the garage door. The fella assumed the garage door would stop if there was enough pressure but he was wrong and the door closed almost all of the way down. Boy, was he wrong. The fella became very angry at the thought of what was happening. He sees now that the door is not moving in either direction. The next hour of the fellas life was dedicated to trying everything he could possibly think of to get the garage door to close completely. (He didn’t want a thief to come in and steal all of his belongings). A couple broken hinges and wires later, there was a loud bang and all was good with the fella and his wife.

That was before he realized his other car was stuck inside the garage until the garage door people came to fix it, and it would most likely cost him his first born. This made for one very sad fella.

The end.